-Navy SEAL Team 6 + HK416 = Osama Bin Laden: 1957 - 2011
VFC HK416 CQB Airsoft AEG Assault Rifle with Night Vision Optic piggy-backed to a TSD JBU Aimpoint-style Dot Sight, integrated rail system with UTG Deluxe Ergonomic Fore-grip and Mock Suppressor for Precision Inner Barrel Extension.
I've been reading reports around the web recently while engaging in one my many Attention Deficit Disorder lapses where I spend several oblivious hours not doing what I'm supposed to be doing. During one of these recent lapses, I stumbled upon some reports on various firearm blogs, namely, thefirearmblog, along with a number of news websites, reporting that their sources "on the inside" confirmed that the U.S. Navy SEALs who were tasked with the mission of kicking down Osama Bin Laden's door and double-tapping him in the face with "77gr of justice" used the "Germanly efficient," HK416 assault rifle from firearms giant, Heckler & Koch.
Possible future slogans you might see from H&K may include (assuming my check for the royalties clears the bank):
- "HK416: When you absolutely, positively HAVE to shoot Osama Bin Laden in the face."
- "Our assault rifle killed the world's most wanted terrorist today. How was your day?"
- "HK416: The Final Solution to the Osama Bin Laden Question."
- "Our products bring us closer to world peace, one dead terrorist mastermind at a time."
Not to reign on the parade of the HK416 in all it's Deutsch glory, but technically it took an American Navy SEAL to operate that marvel of modern warfare. The gun was merely the tool with which a righteous death was administered to the orchestrator of the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on the United States. The HK416 didn't just drop into that Pakistani compound under the cover of darkness in some sort of super awesome stealth MH-60 Blackhawk helicopter and fire two rounds of 5.56mm ammunition into the left side of Bin Laden's face all by itself.
Chances are, I'll probably be writing up more about these SEALs and the weapons they may or may not use when out and about in clandestine locations, doing clandestine things. But we'll see how you play your cards. Unlike a few certain enablers I know, I don't like to reward bad behavior. So watch your mouth, eat your vegetables, respect old people (even the racist ones) and maybe I'll drop some more delectable material on this blog for your reading and/or viewing pleasure. This is, of course, assuming you like what you're reading and/or viewing here. I mean, why else would you be here? Who reads and/or views stuff that they don't like voluntarily? Makes no sense. Know what I mean? Ooops. Tangent. Sorry, friends. I meant to just end the blog now. Ok. Good talk. See you out there*.
*By "there," I mean Lion Claws X: Evolution Real World during Memorial Day Weekend in the abandoned neighborhoods of the former George Air Force base in a crappy part of Southern California known as the High Desert, which is near an even crappier part of Southern California known as the Inland Empire, which is where I live. Which is unfortunate for me. But going back to LCX, inspired by the Naval Special Warfare Development Group, I'm bringing an elite team of my best friends, who also happen to be large, friendly and ruggedly handsome. Oh yeah, they're also absolutely top notch Airsoft players as well. We're running with the Woodland side and we'll be hanging out at the Pyramyd Air tent when we're not destroying the hopes and dreams of the OPFOR on during gameplay. While at said Pyramyd Air tent, we'll be handing out free stuff. Free stuff that does not suck, like large bottles of BBs, bags, stickers & possibly other stuff that I'm not at liberty to tell you about at the moment. Perhaps most notably, we will be hosting a raffle, separate from the main event raffle where all you need to enter an email address where you'd like to receive Airsoft-related email announcements from Pyramyd Air. Pretty simple. So if you happen to be one of the 600 players attending this epic event, feel free to stop by, say hello and tell me how much you like my blog here. Doing that will likely earn you a hug from me (non-homoerotic) and an extra entry or two into the raffle, giving you an unfair advantage, which is my favorite type of advantage.
Oops again. Tangents and I get along a little too well sometimes.
Airsoft. Speaking of which, have you contacted the California Assembly Members and Governor Jerry Brown to let them know that Senate Bill (SB) 798 needs to go the way of Osama Bin Laden in that its existence as a living thing needs to cease? In more professional and appropriate words, please do your part to save Airsoft by letting the California government officials know not only that you oppose SB 798, but also why you oppose it.